Saturday, June 8, 2013
ART IN THE DARK
A few days ago I thought I would do something I enjoy so I went to an art show sponsored by V.A.N.S. (Visual Artists of Nova Scotia)
It was a disappointment. There was little there that appealed to me and this organization should really change it's name because we had to view the exhibit in the dark. Yes, you read it right. We viewed it in the dark. There's an oxymoron for you.
The show was held in the basement of a lovely old building (no windows) and on entering we were told to put on these mini headlamps and stroll through the exhibit like miners.
I didn't really understand it all but the show was about narcissism and seeing things in 'a new light.' I know one thing for sure. I'm too old for this faddy art and conceptual stuff where 'you' are part of the exhibit.
I hung around for almost and hour hoping the lights would come on so I could speak to some of the artists and ask them what the hell they were thinking. The artists were supposed to be wearing name tags (go figure). It didn't happen though and it turned basically into a groping session.
"Oh sorry," said the voice from the male firefly standing next to me. (see photo) "I didn't mean to touch your breast."
"That's o.k" I said. "What's annoying me most is there's supposed to be punch and finger food somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can find it"
His EverReady flashed back at me!
"Veer left he said, and feel along the wall until your thigh hits the table" (I thought I heard him moan.)
"Thanks," I said
I'm really nervous I might end up here next http://youtu.be/avZ6reofkoQ