There is a lot of talk these days about health and fitness, especially cardiac health. I think people my age should have a cardiac workup. You know, stress test, cardiogram, that sort of thing to make sure the old ticker is working properly.
Here in the country there's another way I do the test. I just go out to the back porch and stick my hand down for some dog food the way I've done a hundred times before.
The only thing about doing the test this way is no one, and I mean no one, will jump in to resuscitate you if your heart does stop.